- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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Used to have this in chemistry my senior year lol
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Even you Mrs. Lovett, even I.
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“Drowning in a sea of misfortune” I drew a picture like this once
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